Saturday, January 5, 2008

Greetings and salutations

Good morning, angels.

If you are reading this, welcome Mr. Harris' 12th Grade American Literature. If you are not reading this, then I don't know why I'm bothering to talk to you.

Please note the word "literature" in the previous paragraph. We will not be learning about stories, movies, televised versions, or SparkNotes. The main thrust of this class shall be reading. Books. Some long (Moby Dick), some short (The Great Gatsby), all interesting.

Notes about me: I do not play favorites, but accept bribes graciously. We must destory Cathage.

This blog will self-destruct in ten seconds.