Saturday, January 5, 2008

Greetings and salutations

Good morning, angels.

If you are reading this, welcome Mr. Harris' 12th Grade American Literature. If you are not reading this, then I don't know why I'm bothering to talk to you.

Please note the word "literature" in the previous paragraph. We will not be learning about stories, movies, televised versions, or SparkNotes. The main thrust of this class shall be reading. Books. Some long (Moby Dick), some short (The Great Gatsby), all interesting.

Notes about me: I do not play favorites, but accept bribes graciously. We must destory Cathage.

This blog will self-destruct in ten seconds.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Mr. Harris,

Your class is in for an exciting adventure of some amazing literature!

If your class is smart they will bribe you with a nice hot dunkin donuts coffee each morning. That is if they are serious scholars!

Mr. Mrozak

Stacey said...

Cool blog! Do you think the kids will self-destruct by the end of the year? Prom...hormones...more hormones. But I guess if they want to graduate and you want to keep from geting more gray hair, they will do as you say. Not as you do. Or maybe that should be the other way around. Anyhoo...